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2010 NORTH CENTRAL ILLINOIS CAR SHOWS

May 1 Saturday - Peru - Big Truck Show - Kohl's 9 to 3

June 6, 29th Annual Central Illinois Ford Day Show/Swap at Dennison FORD Veterans Parkway 8-3; Bloomington, IL 309 838-7220

June 11-13 21st Motor Tour Route 66 Assoc of Ill Route 66 708 444-1312

June 13, TRI 5 CHEVY 38th Annual Swap Meet & Show 6 AM-3PM; Peotone, IL; 815 476-4130

June 26 Sunday-Oglesby's Fire Department Benefit Car Show

June 27, Gears & Ears 32 Car Show, Kendall County Fairgrounds Registration 8-1; Yorkville, IL 630-202-1111

July 4 Sunday - Kewanee, Walnut
July 4 Sunday - Dixon Petunia Days Parade
Des Moines Good-Guys

July 10 Saturday - Kewanee, Byron
July 11 -Sunday Chicago NASCAR
July 8-11 - Iola, Wis. - Iola Old Car Show

Columbus, OH Good-Guys PPG Nationals

July 18 Sunday
Addison, City Car Show
Belvidere, Mopar Happening
Dixon, Riverfront Classic Car Show in Page Park
Peoria, Arthritis Foundation Car Show at Riverfront (previously cops for kids)
Arlington Heights, Ecklers 35th Annual Chevy Classics Convention, July 14-19, 2010 - For 1955-1972 Chevys and trucks and all Camaros, Phone: 800-456-1957 or www.classicchevy.com for registration information.

July 25 Sunday
Indianapolis NASCAR
Sycamore Car Show

AUGUST 2010 NORTH CENTRAL ILLINOIS SUNDAY CAR SHOWS

August 1 Sunday-Ottawa's car show, LaSalle County Cruisers Ottawa Car Show 8-4; Ottawa, IL; 815 357-8006

August 7 Saturday-Spring Valley Fire Department Benefit
August 8 Sunday-Peru Volunteer Ambulance Benefit

August 15 Sunday-Don Klein's car show

August 22 Sunday-Rochelle's Lincoln Highway Festival

August 29 Sunday- Amboy's Depot Days

SEPTEMBER 2010 NORTH CENTRAL ILLINOIS SUNDAY CAR SHOWS

September 5 Sunday- Bradford's car show; Henry's central park; Peoria Central Illinois All Truck Show

September 11 Saturday Geneso---Trains-Planes-Automobiles car show 3d; Planes, Trains & Automobiles Free Car Show Downtown 7-2:30; 309 441-5432

September 11+12 Sat+Sun Morris, Jalopy Fest, fairgrounds, Traditional Rods'64&older,link,$20/day

September 12 Sunday
LaSalle LP High School Auto Dept car show (120 cars)
Princeton's Homestead Festival car show (100 cars)

September 18-19 Sunday-Joliet's Good Guys

September 26 Sunday-Jefferson (1100 cars)
Springfield's Route 66 Festival (900 cars)
Eureka's 29th Rusty Rocker's show

OCTOBER 2010 NORTH CENTRAL ILLINOIS SUNDAY CAR SHOWS

October 3 Sunday - Marseilles' Blast from the Past; Oregon's car show

October 9 Saturday - Hunnert Car Pile Up, Decatur
October 10 Sunday - Morris Lyons Fall Classic car show

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