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msutv.com - hubcapcafe.com - carsshownews.com - oldride.com/events/illinois.html 

http://www.festivals-and-shows.com/illinois-car-shows.html - http://www.carshownews.com/national/IL.htm - http://carshows.sodastrip.net/ 

May*30, 2011 Monday: Saint Charles, Goody's Memorial Day Car Show,"pre-1983",link,DP,9-3,$20

July 30, 2011 Saturday: Norway, Cruise-In night, Fire Dept sponsored, 5 to 8pm, 75DPs $5 (voted worst run cruise of 2010)

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